Ten Cummy Bears
“Aw, please give me a second chance” he spilled out “I promise I won’t disappoint you this time…it’s hard…see for yourself!” he begged. “Just tell me…please, FUCK…just tell me what you want me to do and I’ll fuck you…I’ll fuck you so hard all night and make you scream…”
She was pulling up her stockings and getting ready to leave this sorry excuse for a fuck’s apartment when she looked over at his pathetic display of grovelling. She stooped, picked up her bag, adjusted her hair and lipstick then reached into her bag pulled out a piece of parchment and threw on to the crumpled and ‘half’ heartedly used bedding. Her eyes said it all as she sauntered out of the room.
He reached over to pick up the piece of paper which read:
The Ten Cummy Bear Commandments
*Just cause they are the best candy in the world*
Cummy Bear #1: Thou shall not back out of any said sexual agreement or face dire consequences
Cummy Bear #2: Thou shall not spill your load prematurely
Cummy Bear #3: Thou shall learn by the grace of a gentle hand and knowing teacher
Cummy Bear #4: Thou shall not put thy own pleasure before thy partners
Cummy Bear #5: Thou shall ravage thy partner with passion
Cummy Bear #6: Thou shall devour thy partner with orgasmic licks, sucks, spanks, nibbles, bites, pinches, gropes and flicks
Cummy Bear #7: Thou shall fuck thy partner in every possible Kama Sutra position
Cummy Bear #8: Thou shall fuck thy partner in every possible crevasse and hole
Cummy Bear #9: Thou shall use toys, appendages, furniture and/or any external prop to aid in the stimulation of thy partner
Cummy Bear #10: Thou shall cum, oh fucking gloriously cum, with thy partner at least a dozen times
So, now that I have told you what I want just do it….
Peanutbutterlegs
A Casual Observer said,
February 17, 2010 at 8:20 pm
I liked your *** profile. But this blog is something all together different and shows you to be a real crazy ass chick with a mean streak a km wide. Matter of fact, your writings are so twisted in attitude toward men and yourself that it makes me wonder if you are even in touch with reality. The clever touches of humor are far overcome by the gross and crass descriptions. You write like a wanker trying to write like a woman…makes me wonder if maybe you really ARE one hiding behind the *** and cleavage photos. But more likely a very fat assed, chocolate huffing, man hating self loather who spends too much time day dreaming on porn sites. Probably peri menopausal, unemployed and living in a basement suite with three kids and scraping by on child support.
After reading this blog a guy would have to be as nuts as you to want to be alone with you. Too bad..’cause you seemed to have good potential. Tone it down 80% and I’d possibly fuck you, but you’d have to beg for it first and be grateful for every inch with no brattitude or foul mouthed tantrums.
Peanut Butter Legs said,
February 17, 2010 at 9:11 pm
WOW!! I am glad you liked it ‘A Casual Observer’…I am thinking that I deleted your *** mail without reading it, huh? Are you trying to get me to write a story about you? Unfortunately you are just too emotional and seem to have very serious self esteem issues, too many, to be awarded that honour.
Double Cheers and a big fat assed, chocolate huffing smooch to YOU!
ps no woman is grateful for only 2 inches….oops, maybe I am over exaggerating your potential *pitied look over to you*
Omph! said,
February 22, 2010 at 7:22 pm
I read, with interest your most recent posting. I enjoyed it thoroughly and I find your portrayals to be a refreshing change from the usual fare. However, would it be possible to find one of your characters to be more “average” or perhaps, less heroic in build and proportion? Not every man can be John Holmes.
Regards
OOMPH
PS,
I’d let you eat chocolate anytime, anywhere!!
Peanut Butter Legs said,
February 22, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Thanks OOMPH…I am sure that you are not ‘average’…believe me…
Smoocha